Horoscope Riddles

Aries (March 21-April 20)-

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

Taurus (April 21-May 21)-

What has 4 eyes but can’t see?

Gemini (May 22-June 21)-

With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

Cancer (June 22-July 23)-

What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?

Leo (July 24-August 23)-

What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps?

Virgo (August 24-September 23)-

What fastens two people together yet touches only one?

Libra (September 24-October 23)-

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

Scorpio (October 24-November 22)-

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Sagittarius (November 23-Dec. 22)-

Who makes it, has no need of it.Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-January 19)-

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)-

A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?

Pisces (February 19-March 20)-

Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?